Double-wide baby strollers.
I don't care if you love your kids "exactly the same," just use a regular, one-seat-in-front-of-the-other stroller and make your kids trade off sitting in the front. Your suburbanite-equal-love-for-all parenting takes up more room than you are allotted. Unless you live in the middle of the desert. Then you do whatever you want.
Or here's another option: space out your baby-making so one of your sweet cherubs can handle actually walking and just use a (gasp!) one-seat stroller.
I also don't care if you have twins or triplets. Might as well teach them from the start that everything in life is not equal and they can't all be in the front at once. Truth: one of them has to make the most money someday.
I want you to love and care for your kids. I also want you to not drive a child-care equivalent of an SUV on sidewalks and through malls and stores.
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